I have a bunch of girls from Euxton who ring me for a taxi once a week; every time I go to pick them up they’re already half drunk.

They’re a good bunch really, they head to The Warehouse which is Preston’s premier nightspot for alternative/rock music, and I even used to go there myself back in the day.

So, anyway, these girls… let me tell you about it.

This one time they drank too much before I picked them up and within minutes of picking them up they were asking for a toilet break.

Of course there are no proper toilets open, so the next best thing for them was a major DIY superstore’s car park, which is full of bushes to hide ‘behind’. So there we are, pulled into the B&Q car park while some of the girls go off into the darkness to relieve themselves of nature’s calling.

Did I mention darkness?

Well it was dark but not for long.

The girls went away from the cab to take a wee, but unknown to them there was a car full of young lads parked up in full view of their rear ends.

The girls were about to get a shock!

Drawers down and backsides facing the car full of young lads, the inevitable happened…The boys turned on the FULL BEAM and started pomping!

It was hilarious; the girls went to all that trouble to be out of view from the cab, only to flash their white bits to a car full of young lads.

They took it well, as they came running back to the cab in fits of laughter.